That said, this is my blog. Therefore I have a hard and fast stance to communicate unapologetically. You are welcome to disagree with me -- on your own blog. I will read it, not leave a comment, but shake my head and say, "Bless their sweet soul." For you will be wrong.
Please note these shoes. The marketing world calls them "Heelys" because they have the oh-so-clever skate wheel in the heel.
I prefer to refer to them as, "Satan's Handiwork."
Here is a partial list of all the places these shoes do not belong. I, as the blogger at hand, reserve the right to add to this list at any time for any reason:
- a grocery store
- a restaurant
- a gimongous discount store
- a tiny convenience store
- a department store
- the mall
- my classroom
- amusement parks
- a church building
- any place people may be walking carrying food or small children
- any place people may be pushing a shopping cart
- any place people may be walking that deem their own toes valuable
Here is an extensive list off all the places these shoes are appropriate. This list is complete as-is and will not be ammended:
- a skate park
- a neighborhood sidewalk
Stay tuned for the regular blogging to continue.
