- There is no cool water, only warm and hot.
- Bread and bananas now have a 12 hour shelf-life in your house since it stays about 90* in your home.
- Your Swiffer Wet is no longer wet.
- The only reason to shower is to start a new layer of sweat.
- You need to pre-heat your outdoor grill to 375*, but your pre-heat time is greatly reduced since the grill is 200* when you walk up to it.
Any others?
"How long, O Lord, will this go on?" Psalm 89:46
