Why You're Happy that Your Customer Service Agent is in Pakistan

Have your friend go down to the local laundromat and crawl in a dryer with their cell phone and calculator. I guess you'll need another friend to turn it on. Have the friend inside the dryer call you while trying to explain your latest electricity bill while trying to operate the calculator while yelling over the awful screechy dryer noise while he's tumbling about. This is about how well my phone call to my local electricity provider went yesterday.