- Commercial on the radio right now:
"There are only two ways to get out of debt: Someone dies and leaves you a lot of money, or you earn more."
I guess that whole "spend-less-than-you-make" plan is just an illusion.
- Ad for a new movie:
"Telling the true story of Christmas. The Nativity. Rated PG."
The true story of Christmas needs parental guidance?
- Speaker explaining his success:
"I had faith in God, and, more importantly, God had faith in me."
Really? Faith? Hebrews tells me, "the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen." Doesn't God see it all? Is there need for Him to have faith? This one really makes me curious. I think I understand the sentiment behind what he was saying, but it seems to be a malapropism.
