10. Confusing my friends with caller I.D.
9. No need to give directions to pizza delivery guy.
8. Living here fits very nicely into my "happy place" which includes denial of what my home currently looks like.
7. The look on people's faces when I tell them where I'm currently living:
(Did she leave her husband? Have they been evicted? Did they lose their home?)
6. Afternoon swims
5. Happy Hour!
4. Maid service!
3. Cleaning the kitchen means throwing away the pizza box and paper plates.
2. Hot breakfasts! (that I don't touch, cook, or clean)
And the Number One Thing I LOVE about living in a hotel:
1. INDOOR PLUMBING -- and no trough down the middle of the floor!
