Tuesday

I Don't Do Sympathy


8:07 a.m. Thing 1 approaches

Thing 1: "Both of my legs feel like they're broken."

Teacher: "Well, it's a good thing you only need to be sitting at your desk right now."


10:23 a.m. Thing 1 returns

Thing 1: "My head and ears hurt."

Teacher: "Okay. I'm glad your legs are better!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a marvelous example of quick thinking! I am proud of you, and can see why you were born to be a mom and a teacher!

Tammy M. said...

Sarah, I could only dream to have wit like yours. My standard response when someone was saying something ugly to me when I was a little girl, was yea...so... I am sure you always had the awesome comeback.

Roxanne said...

YOUR Thing One and Thing Two are a heck of a lot cuter than the ones I have. If one was wearing a really low-cut top revealing her perky bust and cleavage while the other was wearing really baggy pants revealing his boxers, then that would be closer to mine.

Too funny. . .

Ashleigh Baker said...

Your Thing 1's and Thing 2's always crack me up! Just what I needed on this wonderful morning-sick day... :smile: